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John Cooker
emigrated from Ukraine after the fall of the
Communist Wall. He apparently is immune to the
viruses, possibly
owing to many generations of daily administering
homemade
vodka in his family tree, or perhaps the former USSR
had
some secret inoculation against them that it gave
all its comrades
when babes, as current undemocratic circumstances
may attest
to. His name is actually spelled Kuker, but was
changed when
being processed in the Immigration Department
because service
agents couldn’t roll the r. It’s pronounced kookar
(rolled r).
After learning English very good, he graduated from
Harvard
Online in 2008 with a certificate of MRI. Harvard
Online is a distance
learning center based in Muncie, Indiana offering a
prestigious
online curriculum as seen in infomercials, and isn’t
affiliated
with Harvard University of Cambridge, Massachusetts.
MRI
is the abbreviated credential of Medical Research
Interpreter, a
growing field in high demand (according to the
matchbook cover
advertisement) that’s too new to be recognized by
the American
College Association for degree accreditation. Many
people cannot
understand their doctors, diseases or procedures
they must
have. An MRI explains them in plain English.
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“From
word one of this new book, John Cooker brings
readers a look at [political] reality which is
completely
engrossing and
unbelievably hysterical.” Feathered Quill Book Reviews
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"As this hilarious book
proves, even when it comes to politics,
laughter is the best medicine.” - Jim
Barnes, Editor,
Independent
Publisher.com
“…an
author that has a unique ability to perceive and
express in an ingeniously humorous manner some
profound and deep insights concerning human
behavior.” BookPleasures
“His
presentation is an acute infliction of humor aimed
at the most basic of American beliefs, Democracy.”
Reader Views
“It’s
a very funny book and his tests to determine which
virus you might have will leave you laughing out
loud. It is one of the most enjoyable books I have
read in a long, long time.” Carol Piner, author
Evidence of Insanity
“CURE
YOUR DEMOCRACY leaves few stones unturned as it
takes no prisoners through its rampaging and comedic
look at America.” Branch Isole, author and poet
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